The birds were friends who lived in treehouses in the woods somewhere. The exploding head stands out because it also reminds me of a story I wrote when I was about 5 years old about 3 birds. But it works really well with Blacephalon amd its design and I like it. Like if it was any other Pokemon that did that, it'd just be gross. I think the fact that Blacephalon detonates only its head and restores it is kind of morbid. Other exploding Pokemon are kind of round and would reasonably look like a bomb, like Voltorb, Koffing, or Geodude, and they would generally faint upon using Explosion or Self-Destruct in most of Pokemon canon. It's a really bizzare offensive strategy, and it's something that I find really unique about this thing, at least in comparison to other Pokemon. But what I find most amusing is that it attacks by blowing its head up. It's probably my favorite of the Ultra Beasts, although that doesn't say much considering I'm not much of a fan of them in general.īlacephalon's kind of neat because I'm biased in favor of ghost types and because it's a funky clown with a neat shiny. It's probably because I got Ultra Moon instead of Ultra Sun, so I don't ever remember seeing it anywhere. I think that romhack is called Moemon? I've seen it and it looks pretty cute! I'm sure I've seen a Let's Play of it before somewhere.Īlright, so I forgot this thing existed. It's because the further I think about this, the crazier and/or stupider the fights get, which is why this stuff becomes amusing to me. Every fighting type specialist just punching the kids that challenge themĪs if this is a thing that just regularly happens. Whitney doing continuous forward rolls while dressed as a cow Some other fights quickly off the top of my head: Sabrina, who is just regular Sabrina but she has 2 spoons and a mustache Erika just makes your allergies feel bad Surge dressed as a cute mouse with a car battery he tries to shock you with or something Misty but she's in a star costume and just spins around and around and yells "hyah" while trying to squirt Red with a water gun Brock with a chain of rocks dragging behind him that he tries to hit people with, but he can't because it's too heavy to lift I'd think that the remaining adventure would go on similarly, with gymleader battles being something like Some random scientist or something cheers them on like "woo yeah you go charmander". The ensuing rival fight is just Blue in an orange jumpsuit trying to burn Red, who has a cabbage strapped to his back.
So Red picks Bulbasaur and takes the cabbage with him, and Blue takes the lighter.
Nobody acknowledges that this is a cabbage, a lighter, and a water pistol, because they are obviously just the starters everyone knows and loves. Like imagine Red, and he's in Pallet Town picking his starter and Professor Oak leads him to a table with a cabbage, a lighter and a water pistol. AU where all the pokemon aren't real and they're just people in really bad cosplay fighting each other